The Vow

I thought this was pretty funny; so although I do not think I will ever get married, I had a really cute dream.

It was just me and him, standing face to face and you would think I would be crying already but I had this I'm so in love with you smile on my face and he had this one tear in his left eye that was going to drop at any moment. We weren't able to see each other the night before, of course and it was my bright idea to actually make it three days before, just in case he had second thoughts, he had time to figure those thoughts out and normally if we spend even a an entire day in silence the sex, once we started speaking or saw each other, which ever came first, was always the best sex. The way he makes me feel when we are being intimate.... but I digress. The day was perfect, you could feel the love through the slight breeze and the glowing of the sun. He was standing there with a slight smirk on his face, like, yea that's my baby in front of me. He is so freaking sexy when he smirks, he has this crease that forms on the side of his face, its not a dimple though; its just sexiness.  He had on a black tux, no tie, the collars of his collared shirt were so crisp, just like I like it,  with a few buttons at the top unbuttoned. His shirt was tucked in a straight leg trouser that fell just passed his ankles but didn't touch the ground.  Of course he didn't wear dress shoes, he hates dress shoes. He would have wore some Jordan's but I convinced him to wear some all black chuck tailors, which he also hates. Surly he took those off before the reception. His hair was cut perfectly low and he had shaved down his beard, ugh, he is so sexy when he cleans up and his eyes, shaped like almonds, were beautiful. My hair was super long and wavy but was pinned up perfectly enough to see the spirals a waves with the red tint of my hair reflecting through the sunlight and the brown in my eyes as I glared into my soon to be husbands eyes. My face was freshly painted with a glowing finish; very natural with a light pink blush and a nude/pink gloss. He really loves when I am natural. My dress was a pearl haltered dress that sat above my knees. It was tight at the top and my bosoms looked perfect and once the top of my dress reached my waist, I puffed out. I wasn't a huge puff but a perfect feathered fluff. I wore a pearl colored, 4 inch, sling back Steve Madden pump with a semi squared front.  I accessorized with medium diamond studs and a diamond tennis bracelet he purchased for me on my 30th birthday when we finally decided to commit to each other completely, leaving my neck line bare and open.

So in the dream we got to the Vow part and you must know that him and I are goofy and retarded and truth be told we have been plotting on ways to kill each other since day one. Although, it seems that so far it hasn't worked out that way, we will probably be the death of each other; however, at this present moment it is neither here nor there. So I guess I should keep the story going.

So I said, I vow to love you through good health, your glorious poops and your hideous farts. I vow to rub your back when you snore because then you will stop but only for a moment. I vow to be your supporter with all that you do and laugh at all of your jokes even when they suck. I vow not to intentionally lie or cheat but I do realize that we are human; doesn't mean go for it. I vow not leave you for any reason unless I decide to leave you in the living room because you are in the dog house, I am just saying; realistic vows here. I vow to be your backbone, your lover, your friend and your partner. I vow to love you as I love myself ... I vow to share my dreams & secrets with you. I vow to share my life with you, you Jerk! I loved you then, I love you now and I will love you always.

But of course he always finds a way to get out of mushy, the next form of noise was my phone ringing the I am in trouble ring tone, it was him calling, waking me out of my sleep; he was saved by the bell...